Best Funny Whatsapp Status 2015(English)Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror 😛
My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.
Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy
Why 90% girls are stupid- By Stupid Girl
funny conversation on whatsapp
Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B
Life is short smile while you still have teeth
If Monday had a face, I would punch it
Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup
Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong
Save Water, Drink Beer
Marriage is the main cause for divorce
Trust me you will dance- Alcohol
I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card
80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain
I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News
Virginity is like a soap bubble, one touch and it is gone.
I come up with the best ideas when sitting on the toilet then forget them after the flush.
I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off.
Be carefull!!! I know karate …..and some other words !!
Hmmmm…..Don’t copy my status
I love my job only when I’m on vacation.
If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
Too busy too update my status.
Teeth said to tongue: If I just press u little, u will get cut. Tongue replied: If I misuse one word, all 32 of u will come out.
we men want the same thing from women that we want from underwear.Some support and some freedom.
Best Funny Whatsapp Status 2015(in Hindi):
Sun raha hain na tu ro raha hu main.
Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ……peene ke liye marta hu.
Koyi mujhko yu mila hain jaise banjaare ko ghar
Shadi Kya Hai ?
शादी तलाक का Past Tense है।
कभी केहती है तू होट है, कभी केहती है तू स्वीट है….♡ अरे कोइ उस पगली को समजाओ यारो हम कीतने क्यूट है….
छोड़ दिया किस्मत की लकीरों पर यकीन करना,
जब लोग बदल सकते हैं तो किस्मत क्या चीज़ है!
Best Love Whatsapp Status Ideas 2015(English):
I LOVE YOU WHATSAPP STATUS MESSAGE IDEA
I will be yours, you will be mine and together we will be one love.
I love you more than you will ever know. You’re all that I need.
Sometimes People Try To Expose What’s Wrong With You,
Because They Can’t Handel What’s Right About You….
Girls are not crazy for pics actuallly they love to capture
each & every moment of their life ! :’)
Love is just love, it can never explained.
Love isn’t complicated…..People are.
I fell in love because of your words, and I got hurt because of them too!
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
A scilent hug means a thousand words to the unhappy heart.
You are my entire world, my very reason to live and because the way you make me feel, you you my heart I give.
I can see something more beautiful in her eyes and smile than the stars.
Give me your love or nothing at all.
Love is like a rubber band held at both ends by two people, when one leaves it hurts the other.
LOVE IS LIKE A WIND,WE CAN’T SEE IT. BUT WE CAN FEEL IT:)
True love doesn’t have happy ending …it has No ending.
I need you like a heart needs a beat.
As long as we are happy with each other, nothing else matters.
I didn’t choose you, My heart did.
My heart is perfect because u are inside.
Come live in my heart, and pay no rent
When I miss you, I close my eyes and I’m with you.
I love you not because I need you. I need you because I love you.
Best Love Whatsapp Status Ideas 2015(In Hindi):
Aaskash Hai Neela, Chand Toh Dikhayi Dega,
Humne Aapse Pyaar kiya h,
Aapka Ek Bhi Ansu Gira Toh Humein Sunayi Dega!.
Tere shehar mein aake benam se ho gaye,
Teri chahat me apni muskan hi kho gaye,
Jo dube teri mohabbat me to aise dube,
Ke jaise teri aashiqui ke gulam hi ho gaye.
धडकनों को कुछ तो काबू में कर ए दिल
अभी तो पलकें झुकाई है मुस्कुराना अभी बाकी है उनका.
Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate, Main aur Tum agar hum ho jaate…
Cool Whatsapp Status Ideas 2015(English):
Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
I wish dreams were like wishes, and wishes came true, cause in my dreams I’m always with u..
Falling in love with u is the second best thing in the world, because finding u was the first.
Mathematics may not teach us how to add happiness or how to Minus sadness.
But, it does teach one important thing..!
“Every PROBLEM has a SOLUTION”.
A strong relationship starts with two people who are ready to sacrifice any thing for each other.
If u think I’m bad, then come to me, I’ll give u more better reason to hate me.
I am not popular. I am just unique.
U can never undrstand me, bcoz….i’m cool as fire nd hot as ice.
A fake smile can hide a million tears.
Life can give us lots of beautiful persons…but only one person is enough for a beautiful life.
Cool Whatsapp Status Ideas 2015(in Hindi):
Tum ek bar meri nigaho me dekh kr keh do, tumhare qabil nhi hum,
kasam teri chlti sanso ki, tujhe dekhna tk chor denge..
Kisika to hoga hi tu….
Q na tuje m hi jeetu.
You are handsome
I am pyari
Let’s do our shadi ki teyari.
Suno….mujhe sukun chaiye…..mtlb sirf tum.
Kitna pyar hai dil me, agr baya kr dhya to tum nhi ye duniya meri deewani ho jaegi..
Sad Whatsapp Status Ideas 2015(English):
sad whatsapp status: i love you girl you can give smile to my face
I feel so far away from the one I wish to hold in my arms.
The most painful memory.. when I walked away and you let me go.
I will never stop caring, but if you decide to push me away, I will go.
I like to listen to sad music when I’m sad to make me double sad.
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges..
Someone asked me, How’s life….?
I just smiled and replied, She’s fine.
To succeed in life, you need two things,
Ignorance and Confidence.
I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.
I’m missing something in my life these days.
Don’t cry for the person who doesn’t know the value of your tears.
It’s sad to be happy alone.
How did I go from being so happy, to so sad…
Why Is It That The Person That Makes You The Happiest Is The Same Person That Hurts You The Most?
I May Not Be Prefect, But I’m The Best You’ll Ever Have. You’ll Realize It The Day I Stop Coming Back.
Breaking Up Is Just Like Having The Worst Nightmare After Having The Best Dream.
No one knows what it’s like to be the bad man, to be the sad man, behind blue eyes.
Sad Whatsapp Status Ideas 2015(In Hindi):
Waqt atcha ho to aapki galti bhi mazak lgti hai
Or waqt khrab ho to mazak bhi galti ban jati hain.
Ye dil hi toh janta hain meri pak mohabbat ka aalam,
Ke mujhe jeenay ke liye sanso ki nahin teri zarurat hain…
Bahut aasan hai kisi ko hurt karna aur
SORRY.. frown emoticon
Bahut muskil hota hai khud hurt hoke
जब वक़्त करवट लेता हैं ना, दोस्तों… तो बाजियाँ नहीं, जिंदगियाँ पलट जाती है..!
मुझे आदत नहीं यूँ हर किसी पे मर मिटने की…! पर तुझे देख कर दिल ने सोचने तक की मोहलत ना दी ।
Mere Alfazo Ko sunne Wale To Hazaro Hai…!!
Meri Khamoshi Ko Samjhne Wala Ek Bhi Nahi…!
Kuch Aisi Mohabbat Us ke Dil Me Bhar De Yaa
Ke Woh Jis Ko Bhi Chahe, Woh “MAIN” Ban
अगर मिलती मुझे एक दिन कि बादशाही …”
तो ए दोस्तों
मेरी रियासत में तुम्हारी तस्वीर के सिक्के चलते…..
Romantic Whatsapp Status Ideas 2015 (In English):
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.
I’ll love you until the day after forever.
When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.
There are only two times that I want to be with you… Now and Forever.
I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day that I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
I can’t place anyone above you but I can place myself above you, not to be a master but to be your shield and always protect you.
What is love? In math: an equation; in history: a war; in chemistry: a reaction; in art: a heart; in me: YOU.
When I first saw you, I Fell in love and you smiled because you knew.
And I promise you this, no matter who enters your life, I will love more than any of them.
When I dream, I dream of you. Maybe one day, dreams will come true. Because, I really love you.
Romantic Whatsapp Status Ideas 2015 (In Hindi):
milne ki to bahut chahat hai,
par milne ke baad judaai se darte hain.
Har sham se khoobsurat teri sham kar doon Apna dil tere nam kar doon Agar mil jaye dobara ye zindgi To har bar ye zindgi tere nam kar doon.
Jo nahi ata uska intezar kyo hota hai kisi ke liye apna ye hal kyu hota hai yu to duniya me kafi log pyare hai par jo nahi milta usi se pyar kyu hota hai.
Roshni ho to diya jalta hai, Shama ho to parwana jalta hai.. Rishte na ho to dil jalta hai, Aap jaise Aashiq ho to zamana jalta hai..
Attitude Status For Whatsapp – Attitude Status For Whatsapp In Hindi And English:
Attitude Status For Whatsapp In English:
My attitude will always be based on how you treat me.
Don’t judge me by My Past, i don’t live there Anymore.
If you left me without a REASON, do not come back with an EXCUSE.
I’am only responsible for what I SAY, not for what you understand.
I may not be PERFECT but i’m always ME.
There is nothing either good or bad, but thinking makes it so.
Hurt me with the TRUTH but never comfort me with a LIE.
Attitude Status For Whatsapp In Hindi:
Tera Ego 2 din ki khani hai per meri AKAD khandani hai.
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