My body is not a temple.. it's a distillery with legs.
thinks our friendship is bad for my liver.
Live For Today.. Plan For Tomorrow.. Party Tonight!
I've stopped drinking, but only while I'm asleep.
Has often thought that what doesn't kill us makes us drink stronger liquor.
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
The Life and Soul, the man who will never go home while there is one man, woman or glass of anything not yet drunk.
I am thankful for the mess to clean after a party because it means I have been surrounded by friends.
Never be the first to arrive at a party or the last to go home, and never, ever be both.
The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties.
[N]o party is any fun unless seasoned with folly.
No man does right by a woman at a party.
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Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk.When we had reached the last.
The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate hisSon's birthday with!
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it'sthe thirteenth or fourteenth.
Thinks that time flies when you're having a drunken blackout.
Wishes it were socially acceptable to start drinking this early.
We're all mad here!
Let it all out!
Its feel better than a love.
Party.. Like a Rockstar.
Peace Love n Party.
Work Hard, Party Harder....after party
Dont drink and drive, it will spill everywhere.
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alco-hol.
LET'S HAVE A PARTY.
Doctor says mango vodka does not count as my daily serving of fruit. Damn.
Mornings = Laziness. Afternoon = Dying for a rest. Night = Can t sleep.
At every party there are two kinds of people - those who want to go home and those who dont.The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.
I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.
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On with the dance! let joy be unconfined, No sleep till morn, when Youth and Pleasure meet To chase the glowing hours with flying feet.
Drink, and dance and laugh and lie, Love the reeling midnight through, For tomorrow we shall die! (But, alas, we never do.)
An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.
I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite... after Party
I want to be forever young.
Girls Just wanna have fun!
Keep Clam and Party ON.
IT'S PARTY TIME.
I'm a little bit drink.
Take me drunk I'm home.
Young n Wild.
Life is one big party.
Dont dirnk and udpate Feacbook statass.
Life is short wear your party Pants.
Get Set PARTY!
We like to party.
Beer is proof God loves us, and wants us to be happy.
doesn't drink and drive in case he hits a bump and spills his drink.
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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She had heard someone say something about an Independent Labour Party, and was furious that she had not been asked.
Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time.
The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host....After Party