1] I will be back before you.
2] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
3]Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
4] Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….
5] formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
6] Good morning…let the stress begin
7] Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
8] I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)
9] Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
10] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
12] “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett
13] since 1910
14] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
16] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
17] move on…
18] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
19] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
20] It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
21] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
22] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
23] Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.
24] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p
25] Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …
26] “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.
27] You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
28] The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
29] Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
30] I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
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31] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever
offered any food :) :)
32] Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
33] Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
34] Whattsapp status is loading.
35] I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!
36] Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
37] Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
38] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
39] Too busy to update a status. 0_o
40] Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
41] This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
42] battery about to die.
43] I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
contact name as “Free Recharge”
44] I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛
45] Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
46] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
47] I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
48] Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
49] Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)
50] They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B