I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.
Better late than never, but never late is better.
I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift. That’s why it’s called the present.
I’m a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I’m perfect.
Im a humble person, really. I’m actually much greater than I think I am.
If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success?
Dont let your ears witness what your eyes didn’t see…& don’t let your mouth speak what your heart doesn’t feel.
No I didnt trip The floor looked like it needed a hug.
Whatsapp: the only book teens read these days.
In today’s world, the key to success is to delete your Whatsapp account!
Just thought a thought but the thought I thought wasn’t the thought I thought I thought.
Its Cute When your Crush’s Crush is You.
God made coke. God made pepsi. God made me. Oh so sexy. God made rivers. God made lakes. God made you. Well…we all make mistakes.
You remind me of my Chinese friend…Ug Lee
Love doesn’t show up on an X-ray….but it’s there.
I never make stupid mistakes, only very-very clever ones.
There is nothing greater in this world than being loving parents. So take the first step today by getting married. Think different, do different!