You can’t be best friends without insulting each other constantly.
Friends buy you lunch. Best friends eat your lunch.
I found out about you from my last nightmare.
Nothing makes you happier than your friend’s failure.
Best friends loan out DVDs knowing that they’ll never be seen again.
funny friendship status
It’s a pleasure to see you and another – not to see.
The best of the rest are friends.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
You may be my best friend… But I’m still gonna laugh when you fall over!
Your secret is safe with me and all my friends.
Best friends are like pimples, they never go away!
My wife ran off with my best friend, and I sure do miss him.
I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.
If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don’t need an analyst.
If you can’t say anything nice, we should probably be friends.
Strangers think I’m quiet, my friends think I’m out-going, my best friends know that I’m completely insane!
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
Going to friend’s house and being like, ‘dude where’s the food?’
Maybe you need a ladder to climb out of my business?