Non-veg Dirty Whatspp status to Share Some Adult Jokes To Frnds

This post of mine has some great hindi non-veg sexy jokes and witty short liners to share on whatsapp in messages or on status updates, we have some really clever doable jokes shared in this post and it will defiantly laugh the person reading your status -

A Whatsapp status is something that sometimes define your nature or your attitude within your friend circle and within your family. Putting quotes of day to day lives or song lines gives an idea to the people you are in touch about how you are and what are you feeling at the moment. Putting something like a non-veg joke is probably not a good idea. But still if you do want to break the rules sometimes and don't care what people think of you then you can put a couple of vulgar sides of jokes as your Whatsapp status.
Q. What you will call a blonde if she is blowing in another blonde’s ear?
A: Data transfer.
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Q. You have to make 7 an even number..  can you?
A. Delete the S from 7!
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A: "I was born in India."
B: "Which part?"
A: "All of me."
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Q: Name a thing that goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs 

Nonveg Whatsapp Jokes

A newly married couple on their honeymoon night was trying to set up new password of their facebook account. The husband typed “MYpenis” and the wife was ROFL because on the screen it says, “Error. Not Long Enough.”
Jimmy brings his cat with him at schoon, principal asked- why is your cat at school today?
Jimmy started crying and said-  because I heard my dad tell mah mother, ‘ I’m gonna eat da pussy once our son leave for school today!”
Mam catches jimmy copying:
Mam: leave your answer sheet and get out right now! I wouldn’t consider anything you say
Jimmy: Nice Boobs Mam
Phone Rings Late Night:
Hubby- Honey if anyone asks about me, then say I am not at home
Wife picked and said: He is at home
Hubby shouted: WTF… are u insane!!
Wife: Shut up! It was for me

 Whatsapp Exam Jokes

Height of attempting all questions in exams:
Qust. Define Array?
Santa Wrote: Array is a slang that we use to call anyone ….. for Eg. “Array Yaar sun to jara”

Clever Whatsapp Jokes in Hindi:

Ek “Chuha” tha…
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Idiot- Sala sara ka sara message he kuttur liya :’(
Warna maine to aapki tariff main puri kitab he likhdi thi

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OK enough with the jokes… It’s time to share some GK things
Never forgot 2 lessons in life:
If it winds leafs moves
If not, they don’t move
Plz. Don’t thank me….
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Cow & Cat are siblings..
Oops? Stuck behind the logic?
Don’t give your brean this pain….. lemme tell you.
Because Cow is our MATA & Billi is Mausi
Keep sharing mind blowing Things :D

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Doctor : Zehar fail gaya hai. Kaatni padegi
Kuch dino baad dusri goti laal ho gayi.
Doctor : Zehar zyaada fail gaya hai dusri bhi kaatni padegi.
Kuch aur dino baad penis neela ho gaya.
Doctor : Agar zinda rehna hai toh penis katwa lo. Aur Doctor ne uski jagah plastic ka penis laga diya..
Kuch dino baad plastic k penis hara ho gaya.
DR : Oh ho !! Ab teri bimari samajh aa gai hai. Tera Underwear rang chod rahi hai..
 After sex- Boy: Jaaneman ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise baby kahti hai.Girl: Ab tumhe woh hoga duniya jise HIV AIDS kehti hai.
 A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "MypenIs," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
 Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up. If you are not in a prison…
 GF-- जानू आज कटप्पा बन जाओ नाBF-- मतलबGF--मतलब यह कि.
:पीछे से मारो ना

 HIV AIDS awareness campaign -"Before you pump, cover your stump.Don't be silly protect your bully.."
 Wife : I want divorce Husband : Plz baby, Let the summer come.                                                                                                  
 Girl:- शादी के बाद हमदोनों हनीमून पर दुबई चलेंगे न ??Pappu :- बेबीहमें पानी निकालना है तेल नही.
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 Relationship Status -My Right Hand told Me: - "Bhai, Girlfriend Bana Le Koi,Kab Tak Mujhe Se Kaam Chalayega"
"A condom's expiry date can be a manufacturing date for someone "....
That's all...
 Son: Dad, are mermaids lady or fish?
Dad: It depends, if you are horny or Hungry.                                                                                          
A vulgar joke is something that you cannot share with your Family or also with friends who are women. It's something only meant for Guys. This is because the subjects of the jokes mainly revolve around Sex and sex alone.The theme of these jokes are to make them Non-veg to such extent that they will make you laugh out loud or make you think about it in your mind while it tickles your funny bone. They are full of sexual innuendos and vulgar remarks, That may be offensive to some people but are definitely rib-tickling. They are full of taboo content that people cannot say in their real life, but nonveg jokes definitely make them laugh about it.
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