For our readers we’ve prepared 100 unique and latest whatsapp Status quotes. Read all of them and chose one for your own whatsapp messenger1] I will be back before you.
2] Wow now I’m a graduate…….Now thermometer is not the only thing that has degrees without brains .
3]Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
4] Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my whatsapp status….
5] formula for success…….under promise and over deliver…….
6] Good morning…let the stress begin
7] Don’t settle for good.Demand Great.
8] I can see you checking my whatsapp status.B)
9] Life is the art of drawing without a eraser.
10] Hakuna Matata!!–the great motto to live life!!
12] “Price is what you pay. Value is what you get.” – Warren Buffett
13] since 1910
14] Am gonna Make my Status………….better you too Focus on your Status only.
16] Sometimes i just wish i’ could fast forward the time to see if in the end it’s all worth it.
17] move on…
18] People are like music some say the truth and rest,just noise.
19] We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die.
20] It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miracously we live.
21] Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
22] Dream as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one.
23] Jidhar apna CRUSH hai , udhar hich sala RUSH hai and filhaal timepass k liye only CANDYCRUSH he.
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24] My laziness is like 8, when I lie down it becomes infinity 😀 :p
25] Always remember you are UNIQUE………… just like everybody else. …
26] “Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude.My personality is who I am & my attitude depends on who you are!”.
27] You don’t have to like me….I am not a facebook status.
28] The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
29] Me and my wife lived happily for 25 years… And then we met…!
30] I just saved lot of money by lic life insurance ……..By not having any.
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31] At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days :Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever
offered any food 🙂 🙂
32] Life is too short. Dont waste it removing pen drive safely.
33] Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
34] Whattsapp status is loading.
35] I may be wrong…. but i Doubt it!!!
36] Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
37] Happiness is when “Last seen at” changes to “online” and then to “typing..”
38] It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it.
39] Too busy to update a status. 0_o
40] Tried to loose weight…….But it keeps finding me.
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41] This is the beginning of the sentence you just finished reading.
42] battery about to die.
43] I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my
contact name as “Free Recharge”
44] I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition 😛
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45] Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.
46] A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work
47] I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
48] Keep moving! Nothing new to read…
49] Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong. ……(best exam status)
50] They say we learn from our mistakes; so I m making as many as possible!!!Soon I will be a genius :-B
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- No one saves us but ourselves. No one can and no one may. We ourselves must walk the path.
- Unity is strength… when there is teamwork and collaboration, wonderful things can be achieved.
- Strength and growth come only through continuous effort and struggle.
- Some of us think holding on makes us strong; but sometimes it is letting go.
- Silence is a source of great strength.
- Thousands have lived without love, not one without water.
- The soul that is within me no man can degrade.
- A single twig breaks, but the bundle of twigs is strong.
- Perhaps I am stronger than I think.
- Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
- Every burden is a blessing.
- The science of today is the technology of tomorrow.
- I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work.
- If you have a garden and a library, you have everything you need.
- Joy is the simplest form of gratitude.
- No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks.
- Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world.
- The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.
- Education is the movement from darkness to light.
- Courage is grace under pressure.
- I’m thankful for every moment.
- One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.
- Where words fail, music speaks.
- Music in the soul can be heard by the universe.
- All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others.
- We came equals into this world, and equals shall we go out of it.
- Equality is the soul of liberty; there is, in fact, no liberty without it.
- All the people like us are we, and everyone else is They.
- We’re still in the first minutes of the first day of the Internet revolution.
- You affect the world by what you browse.
- Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding.
- Patience is not simply the ability to wait – it’s how we behave while we’re waiting.
- Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet.
- With love and patience, nothing is impossible.
- Patience is the art of hoping.
- Genius is eternal patience.
- Our patience will achieve more than our force.
- Humility is attentive patience.
- Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.
- I’m patient.
- Positive anything is better than negative nothing.
- Learning never exhausts the mind.
- You cannot open a book without learning something.
- The noblest pleasure is the joy of understanding.
- Question everything. Learn something. Answer nothing.
- I never learned from a man who agreed with me.
- The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
- The delights of self-discovery are always available.
- I am still learning.
- It is what we know already that often prevents us from learning.
- Once you learn to quit, it becomes a habit.
- Everything I learned I learned from the movies.
- Some books leave us free and some books make us free.
- You teach best what you most need to learn.
- It’s not the teaching, it’s the learning.
- Respect yourself if you would have others respect you.
- Change is the end result of all true learning.
- Curiosity is the wick in the candle of learning.
- Learning how to learn is life’s most important skill.
- Learning too soon our limitations, we never learn our powers.
- I am forever learning and changing.
- This life is a process of learning.
- Learning is finding out what you already know.
- Experience is making mistakes and learning from them.
- I would fain grow old learning many things.
- You aren’t learning anything when you’re talking.
- Teaching is the royal road to learning.
- You only stop learning when you quit.
- Learning is its own exceeding great reward.
- I think you’re working and learning until you die.
- Respect is what we owe; love, what we give.
- If we are not free, no one will respect us.
- Learning to trust is one of life’s most difficult tasks.
- Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.
- Common sense is not so common.
- I not only use all the brains that I have, but all that I can borrow.
- Action is the real measure of intelligence.
- Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
- Man knows so much and does so little.
- Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game.
- Winners never quit and quitters never win.
- Success is where preparation and opportunity meet.
- Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it.
- Beauty is power; a smile is its sword.
- The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express.
- There is a kind of beauty in imperfection.
- A good husband makes a good wife.
- Lost time is never found again.
- Time is what we want most, but what we use worst.
- We must use time as a tool, not as a couch.
- Tough times never last, but tough people do.
- Time is money.
- Perfection is the child of time.
- When Time is spent, Eternity begins.
- All our sweetest hours fly fastest.
- Men are what their mothers made them.
- The lack of money is the root of all evil.
- There’s no such thing as a free lunch.
- A good reputation is more valuable than money.
- A man in debt is so far a slave.
- It’s all about the money.
- Nothing will work unless you do.
- There is no substitute for hard work.
- Fashion fades, only style remains the same.
- I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.
- The starting point of all achievement is desire.
- A good reputation is more valuable than money.
- The sun is new each day.
- Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because it happened.
- Smile, it’s free therapy.
- A smile is the universal welcome.
- I know i’m “Awesome” So I don’t care about your “Opinion”
- I’m not perfect but I’m Loyal
- I don’t have Attitude problem. I have Attitude, the problem is yours.
- I am only good at hiding my feelings
- I cannot change yesterday, but I can change today
- I am responsible for my own happiness
- I always learn from mistake of others who take my advice.
- It’s my life, so keep your nose out of it..!
- I work for money, for loyalty hire a Dog.
- Down to earth but still above you all.
- Sorry I Can’t Be Perfect…:-)
- I like cars with edges and women with curves
- Money may not buy happiness, but I’d rather cry in a Jaguar than on a bus.
- Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand.
- A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
- Don’t take life too seriously, you won’t get out alive.
- Be smarter than your smartphone
- I am more afraid of leaving my phone unlocked around my family than I am of dying
- I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food.
- You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food.
- Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back
- THINK – It’s not illegal yet
- I don’t need therapy, I need a hug
- When I was Born DEVIL said ohh shitt… competition 🙂
- I don’t trust words, I trust ACTIONS.
- The best way to predict your future is to create it.
- Your status won’t ever match my status neither in whatsapp nor in reality.
- Status Unavailable, please try and reload again.
- I Like it when people look at my status and say “Impressive”.
- Marriage is like a workshop. Husband works and my wife shops. LOL!
- Someone asked me, How is your life? I said she is good.
- I love to work for my dreams rather than someone elses.
- I m not special person but they just call me “LIMITED EDITION”. ( whatsapp status best )
- Every second I spend with you is like turning dreams true.
- Ability to take failures makes you successful.
- I never live like candle because, I can’t let people be bright while keeping myself in dark.Rather I would prefer to be Sun.
- Stop checking my status better you have your own.
- I don’t hate Peoples, I just love Peoples who love me.
- Straight little 3 words for you – I Love You
- WAIT! Do you have appointment to see my status. ( attitude whatsapp status )
- Trying to succeed -> Started with deleting whatsapp account
- Few things don’t show up but they do exist just like we can’t find heart in an X-Rays
- My parents are my world, and I go on world tour daily.
- Man and God met somewhere, both exclaimed: “My Creator!”
- The problem is that you think you’ve time!
- If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts but not theory.
- The most painful thing in world is being loved and then ditched.
- Being in love with someone and still single. ( Best Whatsapp Status )
- I am not perfect in everything but when I am perfect no one is better than me.
- Eat > Sleep > Regret > Repeat
- Even the most serious thing in world seems to be funny with that best friend.
- Truth is superficial and fake is beneficial.
- Don’t wait for that moment, take the moment and make it perfect.
- Satisfy the Person Who expect smile Rather Than Surprising the Person Who Never Expected Nothing.
- I love my job when i am on vacations.
- The lottery is a myth.
- Work until you balance matched the number of digits your phone has.
- You are never too old to chase your dreams.
- Till the time you won’t fall you won’t Rise
- Understanding is important than perfection.
- My life is like open book but no one is allowed to read it
- I compete with myself
- Save Water, Drink V0dka!
- Marriage is the cause of divorce, no marriage no divorce.
- Failures are temporary, But success is Permanent
- Work Hard until you can count your money. ( Inspirational whatsapp status )
- Lehron ko rokhne se behtar teherna sikh jao!
- Aache dost ko ruthane per hamesha manana chahiye, kyunk wo hamare sare raaj janta he.
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- I have two choices – BE RICH or BE RICH
- Get such respect such that even after closure of curtains people should keep clapping!
- For Sale: BRAIN. used less, perfect working condition.
- Money won’t work until you work for money.
- Better you choose your career rather than career choosing you.
- Never laugh at your wife’s choices because you are probably one of them.
- I just want to die young as late as possible.
- If you’re talking about me on my back,I don’t Care!
- One day your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
- I am born to EXPRESS not to IMPRESS.
- A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
- Make sure you did something before checking out of life.
- Be good and hardworking at what you are,because there is always someone willing to get that position.
- I have no addiction, I just have few bad habits.
- Better be alone than being lone in crowd.
- Making a million friends is not a miracle but maintaining them is.
- Respect your work and it shall respect you.
- If life is squeezing you, something good gonna happen.
- My last seen was just to check your last seen
- I have you in my arms, and so do I have my cell phone
- Chasing dreams really fast and furious.
- Every LOVE story is beautiful, ours is awesome. ( love whatsapp status )
- I am an Day Dreamer since I don’t sleep in night.
- Future is subject to market risk, so enjoy it as it is today.
- I never really believed in angels until the day I saw you for the first time.
- I want to show you how much I love you, but to show that I’ll have to show you how big the universe is.
- I don’t have relationship and I don’t want to be in one. I AM ENTREPRENEUR.
- Don’t try to mess with me I am an budding entrepreneur, and you have no idea what I can do.
- Respect yourself and follow your heart.
- I also do have volatile RAM its just called HEART.
- Day after tomorrow is most beautiful but many people will die tomorrow evening.
- Help in need is favor indeed.
- Genius at Play > Your game OVER.
- The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
- Sometimes you succeed other times you learn. ( inspirational whatsapp status )
- Passion is the genesis of genius.
- I’m not messy. I’m organizationally challenged!
- Doing more of what makes me happy
- Read and Read and you shall sustain.
- The best option is to take opportunity whatsoever may be the result.
- I have Many Problems in My Life.But My lips don’t know that, They always Smile.
- Work as much as you can, so that you won’t have anything to regret later.
- Drink > Eat > Dance > Sleep
- Love is blind but eyes aren’t that is why I love you
- Like me or hate me for what you know about be,not by what you have heard about me.
- No matter what home will always please you,how so ever it may be.
- No matter what, no matter where, it’s always home, where love is there.
- Battery low, please disturb later.
- I don’t get angry I just have more energy.
- I always play to WIN. ( motivational whatsapp status )
- Analysis is key to success in this era.
- Rishte par Naaz karo,Kal jitna Bharosa tha utna Aaj karo
- Aastha pattharo ko bhi bhagwan bana deti hai
- During last 5 minutes of examination I always get supernatural power ☺ ( Funny Exam whatsapp status)
- My brain need some recharge,and i think you are my charger
- The brain is the most outstanding organ. It works for 24 hours, 365 days, right from your birth, until you step in the exam hall. LOL
- A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world..
- Exams are to interrogate not to irritate.
- Last day of exam is always best day of the month.
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- My liver needs some wash,do we have any free service center
- Dreams go hand in hand with hard work
- Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!
- We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook
- Study for interest not for making interest.
- Please don’t get confused between my personality & my attitude they are both different.
- My personality is me and my attitude depends on you. ( Latest best status for whatsapp 2016 )
- Status chod DP dekh
- Being Entrepreneur never goes out of style.
- Love in air and pollution too.
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- Everything that kills me makes me feel alive.
- I am happy on even days and more happy on odd days.
- An ugly personality destroy a pretty face.
- Friends are the family you can choose.
- If your are good at it, never do it for free.
- Hey there whatsapp is using me.
- Life is better when I’m drunk.
- Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall,kyunki deewaro ke bhi kaan hote he.
- Love your neighbor. But never get caught.
- I love you more than my play-station did you get that now?.
- If you can’t convince them, Confuse them.
- No one is busy in this world. Its all about priorities!
- Not always “Available”.Try your Luck and call me. (Valentines day whatsapp status collection)
- Dear time,can you have more weekend please!
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- Takleef to zindagi deti hai maut ko to log yuhi badnaam karte hai!!
- Kush raho,khate raho,sote raho,machate raho.(Latest Whatsapp status in hindi 2016)
- Baghtoy ka ragani overtake kela ahe waghani(best marathi whatsapp status 2016)
- What you believe is your reality,what i believe is my reality.There is nothing as such reality in this world,what exists is only a perception.
- I speak my mind but i never mind what i speak.
- Learning to play guitar of my mind.
- Dil bada to tu bada.
- The name of game is how much confidence you have.
- Kaam he to naam he. (New hindi attitude cool whatsapp status)
- Either suffer the pain of discipline or regret.
- #engineers today #entrepreneur tomorrow #dream
- Put aside emotions and do what is needed in the world,That is success.
- It’s fun being me.
- For everything that i dream,but can’t achieve I must blame myself.
- Not watching the clock but doing what it does.# keep Moving.
- It always seems impossible unless its done.
- Love work and it shall love you back.
- Grow through what you go through.
- Nothing lasts forever, so use it at proper time.
- You can lead a horse to water, but can’t make him drink it.
- Bas maa ka pyar saccha hota he.
- People hate what they don’t understand.
- The game is circle of Routine, unless you escape you will keep moving the same orbit.